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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
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It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
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Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely...
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Frank It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds...
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I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them...
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To know how to suggest is the great art of teaching.
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I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three...
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I believe it is the nature of people to be heroes, given the chance.
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Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
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