Quote #2993
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but...
Quote #20042
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Quote #9082
With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
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I may not be where I want to be, But thank God I’m not...
Quote #14992
There is a woman at the begining of all great things.
Quote #14889
We can’t begin to understand what God has planned for us, But we face...
Quote #16319
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than...
Quote #7185
Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.