Quote #500
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can...
Quote #8660
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #15102
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #7795
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Quote #18181
So you see, imagination needs moodling – long, inefficient, happy idling, dawdling and puttering.
Quote #14782
The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from...
Quote #4617
A second wife is hateful to the children of the first a viper is...
Quote #11587
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...
Quote #2521
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...