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It a letter contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical...
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
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You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.
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If you look at what you have in life, You’ll always have more. If...