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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Albert Einstein

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Jean Anouilh

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God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...
Peter Fleming

Quote #13024

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With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.
Herbert Hoover

Quote #20517

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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Richard Whately

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A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than...
William Law

Quote #15042

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Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
German proverb

Quote #2652

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Never give advice unless asked.
S Hayakawa

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How anybody dresses is indicative of his self-concept. If students are dirty and ragged,...
Poul Anderson

Quote #10060

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
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