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The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a...
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records...
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Go often to the house of thy friend for weeds soon choke up the...
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
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The average person thinks he isn’t.
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...