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We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they’ve got a brain...
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
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Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful...
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One truly cannot be described, If the one doing the describing Has a bad...
Quote #9082
With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
Quote #1702
Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned. – Notebook, 1898
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
Quote #19626
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.