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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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There is only one universal passion fear.
Quote #17258
People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system...
Quote #5654
We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
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Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power...
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If you are rich, you speak the truth if you are poor, your words...
Quote #4522
Look abroad through Nature’s range, Nature’s mighty law is change.
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If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...
Quote #4371
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.