Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #15978
The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and...
Quote #9411
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Quote #17555
It will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their ill luck...
Quote #13755
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #7588
Five miles meandering with mazy motion,Through dale the sacred river ran,Then reached the caverns...
Quote #14001
But one of the attributes of love, like art, is to bring harmony and...
Quote #5425
True hope is swift, and flies with swallow’s wings Kings it makes gods, and...
Quote #6355
Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.
Quote #8367
The last time somebody said, ‘I find I can write much better with a...