Quote #18710
When you read history it is quite astonishing to discover that there never was...
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #456
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
Quote #8977
If you make a habit of sincere prayer, your life will be very noticeably...
Quote #705
The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Quote #15444
No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
Quote #15952
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #11373
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it....
Quote #5588
If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag wash it.
Quote #7966
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.