Quote #5309
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
Quote #21096
Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #8576
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
Quote #4157
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #19781
Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal...
Quote #19390
Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
Quote #16756
Man has responsibility, not power.
Quote #435
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #19406
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
Quote #15094
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...