Quote #7623
The Terminator Hasta la vista, baby.
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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #15773
To philosophize is to doubt.
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #17501
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of...
Quote #12306
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far,...
Quote #671
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Quote #14481
The only success worth one’s powder was success in the line of one’s idiosyncrasy...
Quote #13690
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...