Quote #4452
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside...
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #1531
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering...
Quote #15686
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #12367
Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone – but not...
Quote #9087
The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right names.
Quote #21714
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...
Quote #9663
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #13653
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #4090
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...