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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13656

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Steven Wright

Quote #19265

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Frank H. Crane

Quote #12193

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one...
Thomas Alva Edison

Quote #8773

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If we did all the things we were capable of doing, We would literally...
Taylor Benson

Quote #10692

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15635

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9297

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious – the fundamental emotion...
Edward Morgan Forster

Quote #13089

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the...
Clifford Bax

Quote #10576

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No one becomes forty without incredulity and a sense of outrage.
Iggy Pop

Quote #16430

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
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