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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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There are days when solitude, for someone my age, is a heady wine that...
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I am sure you will be guided right in your decision, to place implicit...
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It’s okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
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But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and...
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All my life through, the new sights of nature made me rejoice like a...
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The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...