Quote #10777
Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.
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I don’t like the sound of all those lists he’s making – it’s like...
Quote #15204
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach...
Quote #2261
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote #4627
There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course...
Quote #21783
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
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Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #8337
Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of...
Quote #7166
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.