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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot...
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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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Circumstances do not determine a man, they reveal him.
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He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
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The superpowers often behave like two heavily armed blind men feeling their way around...
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...