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If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...
Quote #4361
We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
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By increasing the size of the keyhole, today’s playwrights are in danger of doing...
Quote #10737
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
Quote #8349
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.
Quote #3373
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the...
Quote #13391
Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything...
Quote #874
The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true...
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #9143
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.