Quote #19966
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #7724
If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #5628
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool it gives me all...
Quote #2437
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new...
Quote #15114
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #18431
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #4943
One can acquire everything in solitude except character.
Quote #15388
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Quote #7739
It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became...
Quote #20679
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.