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A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
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Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #19392
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to...
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #10706
Life is 10 what you make it, and 90 how you take it.
Quote #10420
Start a program for gifted children, and every parent demands that his child be...
Quote #7524
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...
Quote #14713
Age, health, and stage in life have nothing to do with serving or not...
Quote #7838
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #19189
They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the...