Quote #1624
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
Quote #21733
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #16393
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #14037
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #1719
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Quote #5309
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
Quote #14232
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Quote #19531
Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
Quote #10151
People who lose their parents when young are permanently in love with them.
Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.