Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #17245
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #19695
Every crowd has a silver lining.
Quote #20857
Good laws have their origins in bad morals.
Quote #8051
When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
Quote #9622
When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain.
Quote #12262
There are no athiests in foxholes.
Quote #2634
Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical.
Quote #13428
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #11145
Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you...