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When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek...
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our...
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
Quote #18498
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #21800
You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
Quote #3413
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #15008
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
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I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #17172
Let me say with a Georgia accent that we cannot solve this problem if...