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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
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Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it...
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I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
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There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire....
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Never despair but if you do, work on in despair.
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When men are pure, laws are useless when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
Quote #16653
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.