Quote #11906
It can’t be Nature, for it is not sense.
Quote #9037
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
Quote #19614
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Quote #19548
War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation....
Quote #3834
The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.
Quote #4495
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Quote #9385
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.
Quote #5547
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
Quote #13162
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...