Quote #3116
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #16769
There is nothing hidden between Heaven and Earth.
Quote #4407
Instead of pointing a finger, we should hold out our hand.
Quote #18832
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #2686
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #2521
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #5879
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Quote #15600
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
Quote #6231
Trent You’re so money and you don’t even know it
Quote #485
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...