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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Demades

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Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
Proverbs 276 Bible

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Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

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When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.
Albert Einstein

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The point is to develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire...
Henny Youngman

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
Oscar Wilde

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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Mother Theresa

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Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the...
S Hayakawa

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Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
Homer

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The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from...
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