Quote #5069
I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #9775
Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals...
Quote #21727
Great is truth, and all powerful.
Quote #16859
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #2508
I never could have done what I have done without the habits of punctuality,...
Quote #19949
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote #17273
You’re going to have to find out where you want to go. And then...
Quote #3255
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #2215
Nay, tempt me not to love again There was a time when love was...