Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #4408
Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world.
Quote #374
The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
Quote #6242
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #67
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Quote #15747
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #21480
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Quote #8110
Never spend your money before you have it.
Quote #15904
We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say...
Quote #5794
Chess teaches you to control the initial excitement you feel when you see something...