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Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
Quote #11829
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Quote #9198
In love, one and one are one.
Quote #10812
See, I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the...
Quote #17752
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #2074
A good friend is my nearest relation.
Quote #6868
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #18270
Where you find true friendship, You find true love.
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #9758
A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.