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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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The price of greatness is responsibility.
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A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
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You know, sometimes, when they say you’re ahead of your time, it’s just a...
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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what...
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
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While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us...