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You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
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Quote #1332
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Quote #2309
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
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There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at...
Quote #14766
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
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If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #19227
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.