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Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time...
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I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
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It is certainly desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to our...
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It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever...
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Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
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There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a...
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Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn’t can never...