Quote #12347
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #2040
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it,...
Quote #1789
You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.
Quote #3242
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Quote #15345
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #9701
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
Quote #16650
Truth is the safest lie.
Quote #6870
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #9227
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
Quote #4845
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the...