Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #6136
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to...
Quote #15059
Once you touch the biographies of human beings, the notion that political beliefs are...
Quote #17695
There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.
Quote #10670
I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
Quote #15419
When we are born we die, our end is but the pendant of our...
Quote #10307
Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your...
Quote #1384
If you’ll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed...
Quote #13366
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Quote #13643
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...