Quote #8771
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I only expect to live...
Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #180
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #7541
No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.
Quote #9137
Never write a letter while you are angry.
Quote #3308
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #8216
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #2735
The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal...
Quote #1973
Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton. Samir You know...