Quote #473
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #894
Our tendency to create heroes rarely jibes with the reality that most nontrivial problems...
Quote #1060
To know that all is well, even if late will come to know it,...
Quote #6558
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #3638
Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Quote #3599
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
Quote #11468
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Quote #10524
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
Quote #13999
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times...
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.