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I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
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The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...
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Who bravely dares must sometimes risk a fall.
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As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of...
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All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world...
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor...
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the godsThey kill us for their...