Quote #17890
The deeper the sorrow the less tongue it hath.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #18058
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #17726
It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit...
Quote #6174
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless...
Quote #17653
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to...
Quote #657
Character is higher than intellect… A great soul will be strong to live, as...
Quote #14549
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #11241
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #10261
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.