Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #14307
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #3183
Men of genius are often dull and inert in society, as a blazing meteor...
Quote #16967
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
Quote #13937
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
Quote #10093
Frankly, I think the chances of having a happy childhood while you’re still a...
Quote #8111
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
Quote #12926
Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, Not because they never found it,...
Quote #18848
‘We were making the future,’ he said, and hardly any of us troubled to...