Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #10101
Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life...
Quote #4990
Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays...
Quote #714
A man builds a fine house and now he has a master, and a...
Quote #20517
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #19303
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for...
Quote #10889
When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are...
Quote #19466
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Quote #7211
When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...