Quote #7367
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Quote #14926
Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
Quote #17009
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #20836
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #5313
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker,...
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #420
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
Quote #804
Friends LOVE misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too luck or too...
Quote #612
The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means...
Quote #11088
To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.