Quote #3125
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #5627
Perfect valour consists in doing without witnesses that which we would be capable of...
Quote #4351
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Quote #18879
The more opinions you have, the less you see.
Quote #5351
My salad days, When I was green in judgment.
Quote #6064
The thought of our past years in me doth breed Perpetual benedictions.
Quote #2187
Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead — that’s where your future lies.
Quote #13554
Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets...
Quote #8
Incompetency begets incompetency. The last thing a guy who isn’t sure of himself wants...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.