Quote #2043
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest...
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Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who...
Quote #16420
You look at where you’re going and where you are and it never makes...
Quote #14376
There is only one justification for universities, as distinguished from trade schools. They must...
Quote #19386
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #12185
I don’t have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you’re really lonely you...
Quote #13423
And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep.
Quote #4366
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
Quote #5705
We cannot command nature except by obeying her.