Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #11194
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #9088
If you are rich, you speak the truth if you are poor, your words...
Quote #7936
I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as...
Quote #11801
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act...
Quote #14408
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Quote #5625
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #9143
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Quote #14650
An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
Quote #1340
When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye...