Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #18436
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
Quote #12701
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It...
Quote #6
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #3253
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
Quote #18138
Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home...
Quote #21044
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Quote #144
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #13174
I believe that if i should die, and you were to walk near my...
Quote #19525
A person who trusts no one can’t be trusted.