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Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
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If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
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It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
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The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God,...
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There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from...
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The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #2016
Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.