Quote #6486
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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Take your life in your own hands and what happens A terrible thing no...
Quote #17570
To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the...
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It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its...
Quote #9196
When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.
Quote #16096
Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal.
Quote #14099
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.