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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13656

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Walter Dale Langtry

Quote #15020

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The primary task of the Church is not to mend the manners of the...
Jane Wagner

Quote #18676

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7974

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
John Mason Good

Quote #13395

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7262

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My own view is that taping of conversations for historical purposes was a bad...
Aesop

Quote #5502

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are...
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2433

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...
George Burns

Quote #7781

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Phyllis Bottome

Quote #11102

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
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