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A classic is a book which people praise and don’t read.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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I don’t want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy...
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Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Men in Great Place are thrice Servants Servants of the Sovereign or State Servants...
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If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it....
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
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Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who...